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  Top Secret Twenty-One is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

  Copyright © 2014 by Evanovich, Inc.

  Pros and Cons copyright © 2013 by The Gus Group LLC

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  Published in the United States by Bantam Books, an imprint of Random House, a division of Random House LLC, a Penguin Random House Company, New York.

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  Pros and Cons by Janet Evanovich and Lee Goldberg was originally published separately in a digital edition by Bantam Books, an imprint of Random House, a division of Random House LLC in 2013.

  Evanovich, Janet.

  Top secret twenty-one : a Stephanie Plum novel / Janet Evanovich.

  pages cm. — (Stephanie Plum)

  ISBN: 978-0-345-54292-2

  eBook ISBN: 978-0-345-54294-6

  1. Plum, Stephanie (Fictitious character)—Fiction. 2. Bounty hunters—Fiction.

  3. Trenton (N.J.)—Fiction. 4. Mystery fiction. I. Title.

  PS3555.V2126T67 2014

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  Cover design: Carlos Beltrán

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  Contents

  Cover

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Chapter Twenty-one

  Chapter Twenty-two

  Chapter Twenty-three

  Chapter Twenty-four

  Chapter Twenty-five

  Chapter Twenty-six

  Chapter Twenty-seven

  Chapter Twenty-eight

  Chapter Twenty-nine

  Chapter Thirty

  Chapter Thirty-one

  Pros and Cons

  Other Books by This Author

  About the Author

  ONE

  I WAS PERCHED on a barstool in a dark, noisy, overpriced restaurant in Princeton, New Jersey. I was wearing a red dress that was too tight, too short, and cut way too low. And I was wearing an earbud that connected me to a guy named Ricardo Carlos Manoso, aka Ranger.

  My name is Stephanie Plum. I usually work as a bond enforcement agent for my cousin Vinnie, but tonight I was moonlighting as a lookout for Ranger. Ranger was stalking Emilio Gardi, a man many considered to be untouchable. Gardi had friends in high places, an army of thugs guarding his body, and money to burn, and his enemies tended to disappear without a trace. He was currently facing a racketeering charge in Miami, but he’d decided to keep his dinner date in Jersey rather than attend his court hearing in Dade County. This meant that the idiot who’d been dumb enough to post a bond for Gardi was out big money unless Gardi was dragged back to jail. The idiot happened to be Ranger’s cousin.

  Ranger owns Rangeman, a small high-tech, high-end security firm. Ordinarily Ranger doesn’t do bond enforcement, but tonight he was making an exception. He was standing off to the side at the entrance to the dining room, and he was watching Gardi.

  Gardi was wearing a tan sports jacket over a shirt with red and yellow flowers printed on it—the South Beach–meets–JCPenney look. He was in his fifties. He was balding. He was built like a fireplug. He was drinking red wine and eating rack of lamb, having a good time, entertaining three other men who were laughing too hard at his jokes.

  Ranger was in his usual black—a perfectly tailored black suit, and a black dress shirt open at the neck. The Glock at the small of his back was also black. Ranger’s body is perfect. His hair is very dark brown. Cut short. His eyes are dark brown and intense. His skin is the color of hot chocolate, the lucky result of his Latino ancestry. His earbud matched his skin tone and was barely detectable.

  Standing beside Ranger was a guy named Tank. Tank is big and solid and lethal. He’d been with Ranger’s unit in Special Forces, and now he’s second in command at Rangeman and watches Ranger’s back.

  I didn’t see any of Gardi’s henchmen. They’d waited for him to take his table and then left the room.

  “The room is clean,” I said to Ranger via the earbud.

  Ranger moved forward, his gaze never wavering from his quarry. Eye of the tiger. I’ve seen him focus like this on other takedowns, and it always raises the hair on my arms and at the nape of my neck.

  Tank was steps behind him, surveying the rest of the room. Ranger unbuttoned his jacket to get better access to his gun and handcuffs. He stopped behind Gardi, put his hand on Gardi’s shoulder, and said something to him, close to his ear.

  Gardi shrugged Ranger away, said something I couldn’t hear, and everyone at the table laughed.

  Ranger didn’t laugh, and even at a distance I knew things were about to get ugly. Ranger made another civil attempt, Gardi got angry and brushed him off, and in one swift move Ranger snatched Gardi out of his chair like a wolverine rooting out a groundhog.

  In a heartbeat Gardi’s head was smashed onto the table, everyone grabbed their drinks, and Ranger cuffed Gardi behind his back and handed him over to Tank. Ranger told the table he was sorry for the intrusion and followed Tank and Gardi out of the room. The whole episode had taken maybe a minute.

  A Rangeman vehicle idled in front of the restaurant, ready to take Tank and Gardi back to Rangeman headquarters in center city Trenton. In the morning Gardi would be escorted onto a plane and extradited to Miami.

  My job done, I turned back to my black sambuca. Okay, I know they put food coloring in the sambuca to make it black. Don’t care. It’s sexy. And I swear the black tastes better. I guess I could also say that about Ranger. Not that he’s my boyfriend or anything, but we have had a moment.

  I downed the sambuca, paid my tab, and went outside to meet up with Ranger. The Rangeman SUV was pulling away, and Ranger was waiting for me beside his black Porsche 911 Turbo.

  “Babe,” he said.

  “Babe” covers a lot of ground for Ranger. It can be a simple greeting, or a warning that a tarantula is sitting on my shoulder. Tonight it came on the heels of a full body scan, and I was pretty sure it suggested he liked my dress.

  Ranger slipped an arm around me, leaned close, and kissed me. The kiss was a further indicator that he liked the dress. In fact, the kiss suggested that while he liked the dress a lot, he wouldn’t mind getting me out of the dress as soon as possible. And I was thinking that was a great idea. Fortunately we were in Princeton, and my apartment was at least a half hour away if the traffic was moving. I was going to need that time to talk myself out of sleeping with Ranger.

  Ranger keeps me safe from everyone but himself. He’s the panther stalking the gazelle, keeping all other predators away. He enjoys the hunt. And I enjoy being the gazelle, although truth is I’m more prairie chicken than gazelle.

  Ranger’s reflexes are quicker, his brain engages faster, his instincts are far superior than the average man’s. My skin heats under his touch, and his kiss sets delicious things in motion in my body. I know from past experience he’s magic in bed. I also know he has dark secrets that take precedence over pers
onal relationships. And I know it’s in my best interests to keep him at arm’s length.

  Plus, I sort of have a boyfriend.

  Ranger pulled out of the restaurant lot, stopped for a light, and his hand went to my knee and traveled north.

  “Um,” I said.

  He cut his eyes to me. “Is there a problem?”

  “Your hand is moving up my leg.”

  “And?”

  “We’ve talked about this.”

  “Not lately,” Ranger said.

  “Has anything changed?”

  “No.”

  “Well, then.”

  “Is that a definite ‘Well, then’?”

  “Afraid it is.”

  “Too bad,” Ranger said.

  Thirty minutes later, Ranger parked behind my apartment building and walked me to my door.

  “Call me if you get lonely,” he said.

  “I have you on speed dial,” I told him.

  A barely perceptible smile twitched at the corners of his mouth, he gave me a light kiss, and he left.

  Truth is, I would have liked to invite him in, but that wouldn’t have been the smart thing to do. Not that I always do the smart thing, but tonight I’d managed to keep from grabbing him and ripping his clothes off. Two points for Plum.

  I let myself into my apartment and went to the kitchen to say hello to my hamster, Rex. Rex lives in an aquarium on my kitchen counter and sleeps in a soup can. He was running on his wheel when I looked in on him.

  “Hey,” I said. “How’s it going?”

  Rex blinked his round black eyes at me and twitched his whiskers. That’s about as complicated as our conversations ever get. I dropped a peanut into his cage and he jumped off his wheel, shoved the peanut into his cheek, and scurried into his soup can with it.

  My cousin Vinnie’s bail bonds office is on Hamilton Avenue. It’s a one-story storefront building with some parking spots by the back door. Vinnie has an inner office where he hides from people he’s stiffed, pissed off, infected with herpes, or previously incarcerated. Vinnie looks like a weasel in a pimp suit. His wife, Lucille, is a saint. His father-in-law, Harry the Hammer, owns the agency and didn’t get his nickname because he was a carpenter.

  Connie Rosolli, the office manager and guard dog, was at her desk when I walked in.

  “How’d it go last night?” she asked.

  “It was good. Ranger walked up to Gardi, yanked him out of his chair, and cuffed him. Very smooth.”

  “And?”

  “That was it.”

  “No naked Ranger in your bed?”

  “Nope.”

  “Disappointing,” Connie said.

  Tell me about it. “Anything new come in for me?”

  “I have a failure-to-appear. High money bond. Jimmy Poletti.”

  “He owns all those car dealerships, right? He shoots his own commercials. ‘Make a deal with Jimmy!’ ”

  “Yeah, turned out some of the deals were taking place in the back room and involved underage girls imported from Mexico.”

  I took the file from Connie and paged through it, stopping to look at Poletti’s mugshot. Very respectable. Sixty-two years old. Face a little doughy. Thinning gray hair. Crisp white dress shirt and striped tie. Nice dark blue suit jacket. Looked more like a banker than a car dealer.

  “Boy,” I said, “you never know from looking at someone.”

  The front door banged open, and Lula stomped in. At 5′ 5″, Lula is a couple inches too short for her weight. She’s a black woman who changes her hair color like other women change their underwear, and her fashion preferences run to tiny spandex skirts and tops. Almost always she overflows out of the skirts and tops, but it seems to work for her.

  “I just got a traffic ticket,” Lula said. “Do you believe it? What’s this world coming to when a woman can’t even drive to work without this harassment?”

  “What’s the ticket for?” Connie asked.

  “Speeding,” Lula said.

  I looked over at her. “Were you speeding?”

  “Hell, yeah. I was doing forty-three miles an hour in a thirty-mile-an-hour zone and Officer Picky pulled me over. There should be a law against thirty-mile-an-hour zones. My car don’t want to go that slow. It’s painful to drive thirty miles an hour.”

  “I’ve got donuts,” Connie said, gesturing to the white bakery box on her desk. “Help yourself.”

  Lula’s face brightened. “That helps perk up my mood. I’m taking one with sprinkles. And maybe one with chocolate icing. And look at this one with the pink gooey stuff oozing out of it.”

  Lula bit into the one with the sprinkles. “What happened last night with you and Mr. Tall, Dark, Handsome as Hell, and Hot?”

  “He captured Gardi. No shots fired.”

  “And?”

  “There’s no ‘and.’ ”

  “Say what? There’s no ‘and he got naked and waved his magic wand’?”

  “Nope,” Connie said. “No magic wand. She didn’t get to see the wand.”

  “Well, you know he got one,” Lula said. “How come he didn’t wave it and make her a happy princess?”

  Connie and Lula looked at me, eyebrows raised, waiting for an explanation.

  “It was a job,” I said. “It didn’t involve his … wand.”

  Lula shook her head. “That is so sad. Opportunities wasted. What did you wear? Did you wear some dumpy business suit?”

  “I wore the little red dress.”

  “I know that dress,” Lula said. “It’s definitely wand-worthy.”

  Vinnie stuck his head out of his office. “What’s with all the yammering? I can’t hear myself think in here. And why aren’t you out catching some scumbag? I’m out big money for Jimmy Poletti. Go drag his butt back to jail.”

  Vinnie slammed his door shut, and Lula stuck her tongue out at him.

  “I saw that,” Vinnie yelled from inside his office. “Have some respect.”

  “How’d he see that?” Lula asked.

  Connie pointed to a camera newly installed over Vinnie’s office door. “He’s got security cameras all over the place.”

  Lula gave the camera the finger.

  “I saw that too,” Vinnie yelled.

  I shoved Poletti’s file into my messenger bag and hiked the bag up onto my shoulder. “I’m heading out. It shouldn’t be hard to find Poletti. It’s not like he’s a gangbanger.”

  “He’s sort of a TV star,” Lula said. “I wouldn’t mind going with you to see what he looks like up close.”

  We went out the back door and stood looking at our two cars. Lula was driving a red Firebird, and I was driving a rusted-out Ford Explorer.

  “Probably,” Lula said, “we should take your car in case we have to shoot him. It won’t matter if he bleeds out in your car.”

  “We’re not going to shoot him.”

  “You don’t know that for sure,” Lula said.

  “He’s a businessman. He was wearing a suit for his mugshot. He’s not going to go nuts on us. And besides, we don’t shoot people … hardly ever.”

  Lula buckled herself into the passenger seat. “I’m just saying.”

  It was nine o’clock Monday morning. It was August. It was hot. It was humid. The air had a brown tinge to it and sort of stuck to your eyeballs and the back of your throat. It was summer in Jersey.

  I had my shoulder-length curly brown hair pulled up into a ponytail, and I was wearing jeans and a red tanktop. Lula was wearing a black satin bustier from her Wild West ’Ho House collection, and a poison green skirt that came just a couple inches below her doo-dah. Lula is shorter than me, but there’s a lot more of her. I could be naked standing next to Lula, and no one would give me a second glance.

  TWO

  JIMMY POLETTI LIVED in an upper-end neighborhood on the western edge of the city. According to the bio Connie had given me, he was on his third wife, had two adult sons, and owned a second home on Long Beach Island.

  I took Hamilton to Broad and th
en cut onto State Street. I turned off State and wound around until I found the large brick colonial that belonged to Poletti and his wife, Trudy. I pulled into the drive court, and Lula and I got out and took it all in. Professional landscaping. Four-car garage. Two stories. Oversize mahogany front door. Dog barking somewhere inside. Sounded like a small dog.

  I rang the bell, and a woman answered. She was slim. In the vicinity of forty. Long brown hair. Dressed in black Pilates pants and an orange fitted short-sleeve tee.

  “I’m looking for Jimmy Poletti,” I said.

  “Take a ticket,” she told me. “We’re all looking for him.”

  “Does that mean he isn’t here?”

  “Last I saw him was at breakfast on Friday. I went to my Pilates class, and he was gone when I came back.”

  “Did you report it to the police?”

  “No. I didn’t see much point to it. It’s not like he was kidnapped.”

  “How do you know he wasn’t kidnapped?”

  “He left me a note telling me to remember to take the garbage out on Monday and Thursday.”

  “That was it? Nothing else in the note?”

  “That was it.”

  “No sign of struggle or forced entry here?”

  “Nope.”

  “Did he take anything with him?”

  “Some clothes. One of the cars. He took the Mustang.”

  “And you haven’t heard from him?”

  “Not a word.”

  “You don’t seem too upset.”

  “The house is paid off, and it’s in my name. And he left the dog and the Mercedes.” She checked her watch. “I need to run. I’m late for Pilates.”

  “Guess it was one of them love matches with you and him,” Lula said.

  “Yeah,” Trudy said. “I loved his money, and he loved himself.”

  I gave her my card. “I represent his bail bonds agent. I’d appreciate a call if you hear from him.”

  “Sure,” she said, and slammed the door shut.

  Lula and I got back into my Explorer.

  “I don’t think she’s gonna call you,” Lula said.

  I dialed Connie.

  “Did you check on his dealerships?” I asked her. “Has he been going to work?”

  “One of them was shut down. I spoke to the managers of the remaining two, and no one’s seen him since his arrest. I guess he talked to them on the phone a few times. But not since he disappeared.”